Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Grandma visits

Dear Readers,

It is always an occasion when Grandma Chiu visits. We never eat better. Of course, I tend to trust new food coming from anyone (except my parents), but this really was special. She made us noodles, fried rice, sauteed spinach, and lots of other good things. And we went up to Buford Highway for dim sum and Chinese bao (sweet buns). I had fallen to about 50th percentile in weight (being sick nonstop will do that to you ... thanks daycare!), but I think I'm back on track now.

I have decided that I like sauce. All kinds of sauce. Anything liquid that one pours on food. Salad dressing, soy sauce, honey, marinara, cheese sauce, whatever. Pour it on. Food to pour it on is optional. I was very upset the other day when I was denied mom's sriracha.

Anyway, Grandma didn't want to miss a chance to celebrate my birthday, so we had a birthday warmup, complete with cake:


I was quite happy until they told me I had to share it.


Let me alleviate your concerns by explaining that that bug is not attacking Grandma. It was one of her birthday presents to me. The man at the store called in a butterfly, although dad insists it is a dragonfly. In any case, I enjoy running around our house with it, knocking things off shelves.

In other news, I am becoming a bit of a photographer, as I may have mentioned in a previous post. Here are a few images from my new exhibit, "Ready for My Closeup: The Human Face in Excruciating Detail":

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Happy (late) Valentine's Day


Daddy gave me a rose for Valentine's Day. He said that one day, lots of boys would probably want to give me flowers... but that they would have to get past him. Then he said something about buying a "shotgun," which is a word that's not in any of my books or on any of the TV channels that I watch, so I don't know what that means.

Anyway, happy Valentine's.

--Maddie

Saturday, February 09, 2008

Heartwarming moment: My first insult

They don't have an entry for "my first insult" in the baby books that I've seen, so it's a good thing I have a blog instead...

Today when I got up from my nap and was grumpily waiting for my afternoon Goldfish snack, Daddy walked into the kitchen and said, "Hi, Funny Socks!"

What a comic genius he is -- I have socks that make it look like I'm wearing shoes -- and you know, I just wasn't in the mood... the blood sugar was a little low, whatever. So I told him, "Daddy has funny shoes." And then I walked around him in circles a few times to make him think I was hexing him or something.

Don't mess with the Madster.

Thursday, February 07, 2008

Who you calling a Neanderthal?

Oh, you are so in for it, Harvey Karp. First you told my parents to tie me up, and now this.

I know where you work, so look out -- I might move there soon...

Saturday, February 02, 2008

Winter wonderland

Back to your regularly scheduled me...



My blog may make it appear that all I do is have fun, but in fact I am very hard-working. I have chores now.


But, OK, I do have a lot of fun...


...and I am very hard to catch.