Just Average

Dear Readers,

This week I have had my two-year-old doctor checkup, and a parent-teacher conference at school. The report from both is just as dad expected: In size and capabilities, I am normal, healthy, average, and unexceptional.

For a three-year-old.

Nope, not kidding.

Unfortunately, my teacher also informed my parents that I have become a junior gang leader in preschool. Thought I was going to be able to fly under the radar on that one.

--Maddie