"There are only two possibilities: a breast or hell"

It's not every day that I have the pleasure of recommending a truly interesting analysis of the inner life of a two-week-old.

This father says of his son: "He doesn't have a drop of morality, not an ounce." Well, maybe when he's a few weeks older and has been to church (or in his case, synagogue) a few times, like me.

Hope you had a blessed Easter (or in his case, Passover),

--Maddie