There is, in fact, a story behind this photo. No, I am not trying to steal hits from my friend Barritt, who recently solicited advice about his own hair. Actually, in the ongoing saga of my medical adventures, I was diagnosed (by mom) with something called "cradle cap," which is a cute way of saying "dandruff."So mom read on the Internet that Vaseline, applied to the scalp, cures cradle cap. Miraculous! What this helpful Web site did not mention is that Vaseline is impossible to remove from the hair, which is (inconveniently) attached to the scalp.
So then mom went on the Web again (are you catching the trend here?) and discovered that cornstarch removes Vaseline, leading to another adventure....
No, there is no truth to the rumors that she was trying to color my hair like dad's or Taylor Hicks'.Anyway, all this was about a week ago. I failed in my efforts to convince mom and dad to fly me to New York for a consultation with Kevin Mancuso, (they thought I was just hungry! Note to self: must learn to speak more clearly!), but my hair is pretty much back to normal.
--Maddie
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Sweetheart, Gram recommends throwing up on Dad's camera, tossing it into Paloma's water dish, or otherwise rendering it useless, thus preventing him from catching you in these compromised conditions. He will no doubt resurrect the photographic evidence of your infancy whenever he wants to scare away a future boyfriend whom you may like very much. Alternatively, we could look through his baby book together and select some juicy numbers to blackmail him into ceasing and desisting!
Dear Gram,
I'm afraid that dealing with the paparazzi is simply a part of having a Fabulous Life, so I try to take it in stride.
--Maddie
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