Friday, October 20, 2006

I got carded

My mom put me on the YMCA membership this week. (I think YMCA stands for Your Money Can't Afford -- have you seen the dues recently?) Anyway, they gave me this cool ID card:


No, the brick background does not mean that I'm appearing in a comedy club this week. You see the blue curtain up above my head? That was supposed to be the background. And pay no attention to the disembodied hand -- a strange growth that the doctors say will disappear in time.

Anyway, I have made certain modifications to the card using Photoshop:

Can you see the difference? Practically undetectable, if I do say so myself. And now I can get into all the fabulous dance clubs from which I've so far been excluded.

--Maddie

1 comment:

Barritt and Annabelle said...

Madness -

Come to Athens. I know a lot of places we can get in with that ID. Heck, on game days we won't even need it.

NOTE: Athens' open container laws permit beer, bourbon, and vodka to be openly consumed, as well as milk and formula and juice.

Toodles,

The B-man on Campus