Dear MasterCard,
Thank you for accepting my application for your Platinum Card. American Express has been slow about sending me my Black Card, so this will help me to maintain my fabulous life in the meantime.
I think I'll go buy one of these... did you know Mom and Dad are still brushing my hair with the free brush from the hospital? Unconscionable.
And I really ought to have one of these strollers, in case a building falls on me.
Also, I think Mom and I need some spa time. I mean, she does her best...
...but I'm afraid this aspect of my life is still not as fabulous as it could be.I was going to pick up one of these, like my gal pal Apple Martin, but then I asked myself, why do I want to ride in something that looks like a hearse? I think I'd rather pimp my stroller with some 24s.
Can you imagine that some people actually question whether we babies need such things?
Some expert says: "What growing children's minds really need is time for free play. Time to just stare into space and allow the brain to rest, to form new connections, new ideas, and learn how to soothe itself." Is she suggesting that aromatherapy couldn't help with that?
--Maddie
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Maddie, you've grown so much... I think I need to come back to Atlanta or we will no longer recognize each other.
I miss you. No babies to play with in Switzerland. Lots of cheese though. Not that I care.
That's right, gf -- you get back here. If there really aren't any babies in Switzerland, the declining fertility of Western Europe must be accelerating rapidly.
Maddie Mei,
That credit card will come in handy when you come visit me in LA! I hear they have some killer baby boutiques in that area that will fit right in to your fabulous life. I'll get to work researching for you as soon as I relocate. Muah!
Love,
Abbey
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