So let's get re-acquainted, shall we? Think of yourself as Barbara Walters doing an interview, and I'll be happy to cry for you. You want to know the real me? Here I am in a quiet moment:
That's pretty much what I'm like... Pardon me for a second -- Mom and Dad, why are you laughing?A few of you have probably noticed my profile, that one of my hobbies is "looking askance at people." You may wonder, What does that look like? Like this:
Just imagine yourself being manhandled all the time by 18-foot-tall, 3,000-pound people, and you will understand how I feel. In order to keep my cool under such challenging conditions, I have taken up yoga. This position is called the Inverted Flamingo:
3 comments:
Maddie Mei, I have not laughed this hard since Dave Barry retired! You have a gift of wit, my dear.
maddie mei:
i did yoga myself today. i thought of you when we did the "happy baby" pose.
l,
a. abbey!
LOL
This blog is too funny.
Really, Maddie, we should get you an agent. Comedy, modeling, semitics, you name it. You have too much talent to spend your time hanging out on the streets of dekalb county.
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