Dear VH1,I understand that you are interested in The Fabulous Life. I think you need to put me on one of those shows.
How fabulous is my life? Consider:
- I wear as many as half a dozen outfits in a single day ... Fabulous!
- I have a staff of two full-time employees at my beck and call ... Fabulous!
- Sometimes I drink so much that I throw up all over myself ... Fabulous!
- I don't even have to walk anywhere -- I have people to do that for me! ... Fabulous!
Madeleine
p.s. If you're not making any more of those shows, could you forward this to MTV's Cribs? I notice that none of the people on that show even have cribs(!), but we could fix that easily.
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Maddie,
If you get in the habit of spending money on outfits and drink, you will never be able to save enough for your retirement in 2076, when you will need upwards of $2B to maintain your lifestyle. Try to get in touch with your inner-Scot. Your (great grand-)Popa can advise you on how to pinch pennies, when he comes to see you.
Love, Gram
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